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<service>
  <short>Big Brother</short>
  <description>Big Brother is a plain text protocol for sending and receiving client data, reports, and queries to a BB-compatible monitoring server or proxy. The standard IANA port for a listening Big Brother service is 1984, because of course it is.</description>
  <port protocol="tcp" port="1984"/>
  <port protocol="udp" port="1984"/>
</service>